The trail went cold for a while but it wasn’t too long before we received a hot tip. There was a guard at the Metropolitan Museum of Art producing strange images and he looked a little too happy to be there. When I went to the employee art show I was shocked. They looked like graphics but in reality, they were architectural sections through three-dimensional space. He calls himself The Highcrafter. Used to be some hotshot architect. Loved the concepts but hated the programming. Now he’s using this spatial language to describe non-phenomenal forms. What does that even mean? He’s obsessed with the morphology of internal organs but, why is he using it to represent his family? And what’s this talk about ether aesthetics? This is clearly the work of an architect gone mad. I better bring him in for questioning…